Izvo Sarudzo Yako Yegoridhe kana Sirivha Zvishongo Zvinotaura Nezvako

Vanhu vanowanzowira mumusasa mumwe kana mumwe, uye kunyange kana vakavhenganisa maviri, mumweya, ivo vanowanzo tendeka kurudo rwavo rwekutanga. Ndine shamwari imwe chete ine maoko akafukidzwa nemabhengi egoridhe. mumwe ane Georgia O'Keeffe-yakakodzera muunganidzwa wesirivha uye turquoise. Zvinhu izvi zvinoita sezvakasungirirwa kuhunhu hwavo semumhanzi wavanofarira kana mabhuku avanofarira; zvose zvakasarudzwa uye zvemusikirwo. Handina chokwadi kuti pane angaziva zvekutaura pamusoro pangu, zvakadaro; vangangofungidzira kuti handina zvakawanda zvacho. Uye vanenge vari vakarurama nevasina kururama.

Pane imwe nguva, zvinhu izvi zvakanga zvakati wandei. Pandaiva kukoreji, somuenzaniso, bhuku rakabuda rinonzi The Hipster Handbook.

(Zvese pamusoro pemutsara iwoyo zvakanditangira.) Yaive girodhi risinganzwisisike kune izvo zvingangodaidzwa kuti kureba kwechizvarwa cheVice uye kuderedzwa kwacho. Zvino, tinongodaidza kuti hupenyu. Asi mukuzvisema uye iwe-unosema uye semi-joking zvinyorwa zvezvinoitwa uye zvisingaite mahipsters, inoramba iri yakakosha tsika tsika yenguva isina mhosva.

Zvakadaro , pane ichi chikamu chimwe chebhuku apo vanyori vakaputsa akasiyana emhando yehipster aesthetics, uye imwe yemitemo inviolate yaive yekuti mahipsters aigara akapfeka zvishongo zvesirivha, uye haana kumbobvira aita goridhe.

Panguva imwe cheteyo, magazini yeLucky yakaburitsa chinyorwa chegwara rekugona kutaridzika kwe "Sexy '70s", uye - pamwe neganda rakawanda uye matinji anonamira - akaraira kuti chero munhu ari kutsvaga akadaro Julie Christie-esque je ne sais quoi anofanira kupfeka chete. zvishongo zvegoridhe - zvakanaka zveakawanda-akasungwa uye ethereal chimiro.

Ose ari maviri aya anopokana aitsamira pachinhu chakafanana: Goridhe yaive yekuratidzira, sirivha yaireva D.I.Y. kutendeseka, uye vese vaifanirwa kusvikwa neruzivo rwakakwana rwezvinoreva izvi. Hapana airatidzika kuva nehanya zvakanyanya kuti ndeapi mavara aibata kumeso kwemupfeki kana kuti chii chawakaitika kuda: waifanira kusarudza timu yako. Paive zvakare neiyo inonamira Bonde uye chinhu cheGuta: Tinogona kunge tisina izwi rekuti "hwaro" parizvino, asi hapana aida kutaridzika saCarrie Bradshaw. (Ndiri kureva, kunze kwekunge wanga uri rudzi rwemunhu akaita.) Panguva iyi muhupenyu hwangu, ndakanga ndiri pedyo nehipster sezvandaimboita (kwete kuti ndingadai ndakazvibvuma), asi zvakadaro akabatikana nezvandakazodaidza kuti "Circa-1980 Harlequin Romance Heroine". Uku kunaka kwaive nehunhu hwekubvumidza zvese zviri zviviri "pre-makeover" (magirazi mahombe uye pussy-uta) uye post-"uh-oh-the-mogul-boss-inoda-kupisa-zuva-kuita-mumwe munhu. -godo-uye-kushamisika-iwe uri-sexpot!" mushure mekuita. Yekupedzisira yaisanganisira madhirezi epolyester disco akawanda akachekwa neshangu dzemuchitoro dzaigara dzichidonha mumugwagwa. Ndakanga ndazvipira; Ndakasvira Capris ndichinwa amaretto sours zveverisimilitude. (Nemhaka yokuti vaisemesa, pakanga pasina kumbova nengozi ipi neipi yokudhakwa.) Sezviri pachena, ndaida cheni dzakawanda uye mhete dzehoop. Asi ndakanga ndiri gwara; saka chinhu changu - munguva pfupi ino - yakava bhuronzi.

Ndichikura, ndaisambopfeka zvishongo zvakawanda. Ndakanga ndisina kana nzeve dzakaboorwa. Tichikura, vamwe vasikana vakapfeka bhinzi yeTiffany - chaive chipo chakakurumbira cheBat Mitzvah - uye paigara vanhu ivavo vaifamba vachitaurisa kuti ganda ravo rainyatsonzwa sei zvekuti vaingopfeka mhete dzaive dzegoridhe chairo kana sirivha. . (Sort of the ambidexterity claim of junior high - inoseka, asi isinganzwisisiki.) Chikamu chazvo chaiva chokuti amai vangu vakaita pfungwa huru yekusapfeka zvishongo, kwete kunyange mhete yemuchato - kunyange zvazvo vabereki vangu vaiva, uye vakaroorana - izvo. chaiva hafu yechinhu chisina kujeka chevakadzi uye hafu, ndinofunga, chekuita nemhuri yake.

Munoona, kune History ine simbi dzinokosha.

Sekuru vangu vaimbonzi eccentric, asi chokwadi vaipenga, uye ndine chokwadi chekuti kana vakamboda kuenda kuna chiremba, vangadai vakamuwana aine chimwe chinhu chekiriniki. Akanga asiri munyarikani; akanga asina kana mari. Asi akange asina kutenda muhurumende yeAmerica, musika wemasheya, hunhu hwevanhu, kana mabhanga. Pane kudaro, akatenga goridhe rose nesirivheri raaigona kuisa maoko ake pazviri - kazhinji pakutengesa ma tag kana zvitoro zvekutengesa - ndokuzvinyungudutsa kuita ingots. Zvimwe zvacho zvakavigwa mukabati yaainge avaka mumusoro memubhedha wake. Vamwe vaive munhevedzano yemabhokisi ekuchengetedza anorema zvisingaite. Vashoma vachiri nerunyerekupe rwekuti vanovigwa pasi penzvimbo iyi, kubvira kare vatengeswa. Dzimwe nguva, apo neapo, chidimbu chaitiza mumoto uye taipihwa wachi yakapfava yema1920s kana bhegi remanheru resirivheri. Kana mumwe wedu anga aine runyerekupe rwekuti anoziva muKatorike, aiedza kuturunura mimwe michinjikwa pairi. Baba vangu vaifarira kutaura kuti vaiziva mutengo wechinhu, uye kukosha kwechinhu.

Semagpie, aifarirawo zvinhu zvendarira (kune whale yendarira yakanditarisa pandinonyora izvi) uye dzimwe nguva pewter (akandiratidza nzira yekuudza sirivheri kubva kune pewter kana ndiro nekubata ice cube kumusoro), asi simbi dzinokosha. vaive shungu dzake dzeGoridhe. Saka ndinofunga, muchidimbu, kuti isu takanga tisingazive maitiro ehumwe goridhe nesirivha. Ndinoyeuka kunakidzwa nefirimu rekudzidzisa ra1980 regoridhe (rinonzi Goridhe!

) yaive ichitenderera isingaperi muMuseum yeNatural History Hall yeGems and Minerals. Zvakarondedzerwa naGeorge Plimpton neshamwari yangu yepamoyo uye ndakafunga kuti zvainakidza. Asi kuzvipfekedza zvingave zvisinganzwisisike...sekushamisira nemadhora. Ndinoyeuka rondedzero yacho yaiti ndarama yose yenyika inogona kugara pakati penhandare yenhabvu, uye unogona kutamba mutambo uchiipoteredza. Zvakanaka, handizvo izvo munhu anokanganwa.

Mazuva ano, kana zvese zvakadzika midzi mumareferensi zvese kuziva uye kusaziva. Claire's Accessories inobvisa simbi dzakachipa dzehue yega yega, uye ini handizive kuti kune mutongo wakawanda wakatenderedza masimbi anopfekwa nemunhu. Pandinoverenga ma profiles evakadzi vakashongedzwa, vanonyanya kunetseka (kana kuti vari) ne "nyaya" dziri seri kwezvidimbu zvavo kupfuura kukosha kwavo; murume wangu akanga akagadzirwa nemaoko neshamwari iyi, kana kuti ruby ​​iyi isina kuchekwa ine tsika inomiririra mwana wangu . Vanhu vanosanganisa simbi zvakapusa sezvatinoita zvimwe zvese. Kunwa goridhe kunogona kunge kusati kwabata, uye murume iyeye anogona kunge akachinja bhuruu kubva kucolloidal sirivheri, asi izvo zvinongoratidza kugadzikana kwatakaita nesimbi dzinokosha.

Nhasi, ndinopfeka rin'i yemuchato uye hapana chimwe chinhu. Kana ndikabvunzwa, ndinoti imhaka yekuti magirazi angu akakurumbira zvekuti hapana chikonzero chekuvhiringidza zvinhu neboka rezvimwe zvinhu, uye izvo hazvisi nhema. Ini handina bhokisi rezvishongo kana kufamba nenzeve kumashure; uye handisi kudonhedza mukunyepedzera kana nhoroondo yangu. Asi pamwe ndine goridhe nesirivha kupfuura chero ani zvake wandinoziva. Nekuti, yakavharirwa munzvimbo yandisingazoratidze, kune akati wandei mitsara yakanaka yeingots emasimbi ese ari maviri. handisaruri. Ndinoda kuziva kuti varipo. Munoziva - kwezuva rekunaya kwemvura pandingada kutamba mutambo wenhabvu.

By: Sadie Stein