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Hoʻokahi wale nō kumu e heluhelu ai iā "According to the Rolling Stones," a ʻo Keith Richards kona inoa. Manaʻo wau inā loaʻa i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe i hoʻolimalima i kekahi manawa me kēia semiluxurious, bloaty tome i loaʻa ka ʻike like: hoʻomaka wau e nānā i nā kiʻi (he nui lākou), a laila hoʻomaka me ka heluhelu ʻana i ka kikokikona, kahi ʻo Richards, Mick. ʻO Jagger, ʻo Charlie Watts a me Ronnie Wood ka moʻolelo o ka hui ma kā lākou ʻōlelo ponoʻī. (Longtime bass player Bill Wyman is a spectral presence who blows through now and then, when the others remember to mention him.) Aia ka Watts hilinaʻi a mau loa (e hōʻike ana ma "Street Fighting Man" ua hoʻokani ʻo ia i kahi pahu pahu pāʻani 1930. ka mea i peluia i loko o kahi pahu liʻiliʻi, a aia nō iā ia); ʻO Wood (ka mea hoʻokani pila maʻamau ʻo Wood (ʻo kona makuakāne i hoʻōki i ke kāhea ʻana iā ia ʻo Ronnie maʻalahi a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e kapa iā ia ʻo "Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones" i kona komo ʻana i ka hui ma 1975, e pani ana iā Mick Taylor); a me ke kupunawahine-ma-a-aahu Jagger, ka mea kani ka nui me he mea la e kali ana oia i ka mana o ka wai prune ("'Exile on Main Street' 'a'ole ia kekahi o ka'u mau mele punahele, oiai ke manao nei au he mea ko'iko'i kona. manaʻo ... Pono wau e hoʻopau i ka moʻolelo holoʻokoʻa iaʻu iho, no ka mea, inā ʻaʻole, aia wale nō kēia mau mea ʻona a me nā junkies. Aia au ma L.A. e ho'āʻo ana e hoʻopau i ka moʻolelo, e kū'ē i ka palena manawa. He mea hoʻohenehene "). ʻO Jagger, aloha ke Akua iā ia (no ka mea e pono ai kekahi), hele mai ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he pest mana loa, a ʻo Wood a me Watts he mea nani loa a i kekahi manawa. Akā ma hope o ka holo ʻana ma kahi o 100 o nā ʻaoʻao 360 o ka puke -- a i ʻole 3,600 -- ʻike wau iaʻu iho e kaalo ana i nā mea ʻē aʻe a hele pololei i Keith. ʻO wai ka mea e hele pololei mai a ʻōlelo, "Ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻo ka mea wale nō i hana ai ʻo Bill [Wyman] ʻo ka haʻalele ʻana i ka hui a loaʻa ʻekolu pēpē a me hoʻokahi hale kūʻai iʻa a me ka chip!" (A ma ka ʻaoʻao aʻe, i kāna ʻōlelo ʻana, "Aloha nui wau iā Bill," manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe.) Ke ʻōlelo kekahi poʻe no Brian Jones ʻilihune, haʻi lākou i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo e pili ana i kona palekana, kona haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa, kona huikau. kona alakaʻi ponoʻī a me kona hui ʻana (a i ʻole, ʻoi aku ka pololei, ʻaʻole) me ko ka hui. ʻO Keith -ʻo ia hoʻi, ua pili pū me ka hoaaloha o Jones,ʻo Anita Pallenberg,ʻo Anita Pallenberg - ka mea i'ōleloʻia, "Heʻehaʻehaʻo ia, me kaʻoiaʻiʻo." No ka poʻe makemake e ʻike hou aʻe (a ʻaʻole hoʻi), ma kahi ʻāpana ʻē aʻe ua wehewehe ʻo ia i nā mea āpau i nā kikoʻī hou aku: "Me Brian he haʻaheo pau ʻole ia. Inā mākou e noho ana i kahi kenekulia ʻē aʻe, ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi duel me ka motherfucker i kēlā me kēia lā. Kū ʻo ia ma kona mau wāwae hope liʻiliʻi e pili ana i kahi ʻāpana pipi a hoʻololi iā ia i mea nui - 'ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻakaʻaka iaʻu i kēia lā' - a laila hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hailuku ʻia, lilo ʻo ia i mea āu i noho ai. ke kihi." Poor, make Brian. Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi mea ʻoluʻolu e pili ana i ke ʻano o kā Richards kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana iā ia - me he mea lā ua ʻike ʻo ia ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka hana ʻana i nā ʻōlelo waha ʻai e pili ana i ka poʻe make. ʻOi aku ma mua o kēlā, ʻo Richards, me kāna kamaʻilio maʻalahi a me kāna hoʻolaʻa ʻana i ka hana hōʻikeʻike ʻoiai ke nīnau ʻia nei ʻo ia no kahi puke a ʻaʻole hoʻokani, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka leo e pono ai nā Stones i kēia manawa. Me he mea lā, makemake nā Stones e lilo i moʻolelo a me kahi hui hana. Pehea e huki ai kekahi hui ia mea, ma hope o ka hoʻopili ʻana (ʻoi aʻe a emi mai paha) no 40 mau makahiki ʻOiai ʻoiai ʻo ka rock 'n' roll me he mea lā ua mau loa ia, ʻo ka Stones he 10 mau makahiki ʻōpio ma mua o ke ʻano ponoʻī; i loko o ia pōʻaiapili, ʻo nā moʻolelo e like me "12 x 5" a me "Aftermath" he ʻano like ʻole me nā kiʻi ana ma Lascaux. Ma ke kumumanaʻo, ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻelemakule no ka rock 'n' roll. Akā ma ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa - ʻaʻole wau i hoihoi i kahi moʻolelo Stones hou i nā makahiki. ʻAʻole naʻe hiki iaʻu ke hoʻohauʻoli i ka poʻe Stones iā lākou iho, ʻo kekahi no ka nui o kā lākou hana i hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka hauʻoli nui i nā makahiki, a ʻo kekahi no koʻu hauʻoli ʻana i kā lākou hana ʻana. Mahalo wau iā lākou no ia mea, a ma kekahi ʻano, minamina wau iā lākou: I ka wā i haki ai nā Beatles, ua ʻike mua ʻia ka haʻihaʻi, kahi māwae i ke ao holoʻokoʻa ʻaʻole i mākaukau ka honua (ʻoiai inā ʻoi aku ka nui o nā lālā o ka hui. ua loaʻa iā ia ma ia manawa). Akā ʻaʻole i hāʻawi ka Stones iā lākou iho i ka leʻaleʻa o ka haʻalele ʻana i kā lākou poʻe e makemake nui ana: akā, ua hele lākou i ka pāʻani ma mua o kahi i makemake nui ai ka nui o kā lākou poʻe pā. A i kēia manawa ua hele lākou ma luna o kahi laina ʻē aʻe, e pili kokoke ana iā Steve lāua ʻo Eydie-dom: Ua hoʻopuka lākou i kahi puke papaʻaina kope e pili ana iā lākou iho. Pehea ka un-rock 'n' roll ʻo "According to the Rolling Stones" kekahi o kēlā mau puke Kalikimaka alakaʻi, ʻo ke ʻano o ka mea i kūʻai ʻia e nā wahine, nā hoaaloha, nā makuahine a me nā kaikamahine no nā kāne i ko lākou ola ke ʻike ʻole lākou i ka mea. mea e ae e loaa. I loko o ka puke a me nā wahi ʻē aʻe, paʻa loa nā Stones i kā lākou hoʻokūkū haʻi ʻole ʻia me nā Beatles. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe hoʻokūkū maoli ma waena o nā lole ʻelua - a ʻo ka uhi o "Their Satanic Majesties Request" ʻaʻole like ia me kahi moʻolelo liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi i hoʻokuʻu ʻia e Liverpool ʻehā ma kahi o ʻelima mau mahina ma mua. Ma kekahi hana ʻē aʻe o ka wiwo ʻole i hoʻohālikelike ʻia, "According to the Rolling Stones" ua like ka ʻoʻoleʻa maka aniani me "The Beatles Anthology," i hoʻokuʻu ʻia i kekahi mau makahiki i hala. He mea leʻaleʻa ke komo ʻana i loko, akā aia kekahi mea hoʻohaʻahaʻa e pili ana i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e heluhelu i ka mea pōʻino - hoʻomaka ʻoe e manaʻo e like me kekahi o kēlā mau obsessive completists i makemake nui i ke mele ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻomanawanui e hoʻolohe hou iā ia, makemake ʻoe e. ʻO nā ʻoiaʻiʻo marshal a me nā moʻolelo a me nā thingamabobs hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka lā, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka mālama ʻana ma mua o nā ʻano paheʻe a me nā manaʻo e hoʻohenehene ai nā mele iā mākou. ʻO nā mea a pau i ʻōlelo, "E like me ka Rolling Stones" he mau kiʻi maikaʻi. Ke uhi nei i ka ulu ʻana o ka hui i nā makahiki 60 mua (i ko lākou ʻoki ʻoki ʻana i nā lole like ʻole, ua ʻoi aku ka ʻoi aku o ka "alanui" ma mua o nā Beatles, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma ke ʻano rufty-tufty) a hiki i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻana o ka 2002 retrospective "Forty Licks, "Maikaʻi ka puke ma ke ʻano he moʻolelo ʻike o ka poʻe Stones a ʻo wai lākou i lilo ai. Aia kekahi kiʻi o ka elfin Wood i wili ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu ʻole i loko o kahi pahu kīkā, e like me ka pōpoki i hoʻoholo paʻa e loaʻa kahi moe i loko o kahi pahu liʻiliʻi loa no ia. Loaʻa iā mākou nā kiʻi he nui o ka Watts dapper, ka mea i ʻelemakule maikaʻi loa o nā Pōhaku a pau - ʻōpio a ʻelemakule paha, hiki iā ia ke hele i waho o ka dapper a ʻoi loa, likably maʻamau i ka manawa like. A, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nui nā kiʻi o Jagger e nānā pono iā ia iho, me ka ʻole a me ka ʻole. Mai hoʻopiʻi mai kekahi iaʻu no ka pono ʻole iā Mick ʻilihune, ʻoiai naʻe: Ua koho wau iā ia no ka mea ua kono ʻo ia i ka deflating e like me nā hōkū pōhaku ʻē aʻe, ʻaʻole ka mea liʻiliʻi loa no ka mea ua paʻa loa kona wahi i ka honua pōhaku. A aia nā kiʻi ma ʻaneʻi -- me kekahi kiʻi kaulana loa, i lawe ʻia e David Bailey, o Jagger i loko o kahi puʻupuʻu i ʻoki ʻia i ka hulu, he Eskimo blas hipster i hoʻokuʻu wale ʻia mai ka ʻāina ʻoluʻolu - e hoʻopaʻa i kona kūlana i ka pantheon o nā mea nani loa o nā '60s. Eia naʻe, ʻo Richards ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā aku. ʻO nā Richards o nā makahiki he 60 a me nā makahiki 70 i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o nā hōkū pōhaku ʻē aʻe o kona (a i ʻole kekahi) o ke au: Ua kāʻei ʻia i loko o nā scarves a kāhiko ʻia i nā mea nani kālā chunky, ʻo ia ke aliʻi nani a me ke kamāliʻiwahine exotic. he kaikamahine hoʻopunipuni maalea a hoʻomāʻewaʻewa, he kanaka i kaohi loa i kona ʻano kāne a hiki ʻole iā ia ke pale aku i ke kāʻei ʻana iā ia iho i loko o kāna wahine. ʻAʻole naʻe ʻo ia i ʻike ʻia he fey a i hoʻopilikia ʻia paha: ʻAʻole pili kona nānā ʻana i ke kulou ʻana i nā kāne, ʻaʻole ia he ʻōlelo kula kula kiʻi. ʻO nā pālule ʻoniʻoni, nā pālule ʻāwīwī, nā kāmaʻa ʻili keʻokeʻo me nā manamana wāwae o ka ʻili moʻo: Me he mea lā ua ʻaʻahu wale ʻo ia (a hiki i kēia lā, ke hoʻomau nei e ʻaʻahu) i kāna mea makemake, ʻaʻole ia he mea hōʻino i nā manaʻo maʻamau i ke ʻano o ke ʻano o ke kāne, akā. ma ke ʻano he hana hou ʻana o lākou - he ala e ʻōlelo ai aia nā kāne a pau i kahi mea o ka wahine i loko o lākou, a no laila, no ke aha e hoʻohana ʻole ai i nā koho āpau i loaʻa. kekahi i loko o kāna hui. I kekahi manawa, hoʻāʻo ʻo Charlie Watts e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i kahi hanana i ka makahiki 80 - kahi manawa i ʻōlelo ai ʻo ia, ua inu nui ʻo ia - i kona hele ʻana no Jagger: Ua hoʻolimalima ka hui i kekahi manawa ma Amsterdam a ua hoʻoholo ʻo Jagger makemake ʻo ia. e kamaʻilio me Watts. Ua kiʻi ʻo Jagger i ke kelepona, me ka nīnau ʻana me ka haʻahaʻa loa, "ʻAuhea kaʻu mea hoʻokani pahu" "Ua hoʻonāukiuki ʻo ia iaʻu," wehewehe ʻo Watts, "no laila hele au i ka ʻino i luna a haʻi aku iā ia ʻaʻole e ʻōlelo i nā mea like." Lawe ʻo Keith i ka moʻolelo a holo pū me ia: "He kīkēkē ma ka puka a aia ʻo Charlie Watts, i ʻaʻahu ʻia i ka lole Savile Row, kāʻei, hana ʻia ka lauoho, kahi ʻia, cologne. Hele ʻo ia ma o Mick, hopu iā ia a ʻōlelo, 'Mai kāhea hou iaʻu he mea hoʻokani pahu' -- bang. Aia ma luna o kēia papa ʻaina kahi pā kālā nui o ka salmon puhi ..." No ke koena o ka moʻolelo, pono ʻoe e heluhelu i ka puke. A i ʻole ma nā ʻāpana Keith wale nō. I kekahi manawa, huhū ʻo Richards e pili ana i ka hopu ʻia ʻana e nā goons hoʻokō kānāwai ma nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua o ka ʻAkelanika, no ka mea makemake lākou e hana i kumu hoʻohālike iā ia ma ke ʻano he hōʻailona o ka nui: . ʻAʻohe kumu o ka hana ʻana. He mea hoʻokani pila wale nō wau, kākau wau i kekahi mau mele. He troubadour au, he minstrel -- he ʻoihana lōʻihi ia. ʻO ia wale nō kaʻu hana. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo nui. ʻAʻole wau ʻo Mozart." Malia paha he mea hoʻomāʻewaʻewa wale ia, e hele mai ana mai kekahi o nā mea hoʻokani pila i mahalo nui ʻia i ka mōʻaukala pōhaku. Akā, he kani kamahaʻo nō hoʻi. Malia paha ʻo ka mea Kalikimaka wela o ka makahiki e hiki mai ana kekahi o kēlā mau puke liʻiliʻi e hoʻomaikaʻi i nā helu helu helu hale kūʻai puke ma nā wahi āpau - "The Wit and Wisdom of Keith Richards." Hiki iā ia ke hele mai me kahi leo hoa: "Keith Richards' What Not to Wear," me nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo no ka hana ʻana i kahi lole ʻaʻahu i ke ao kūpono no ka rockin āpau 'ma ka hoʻohui ʻana i kekahi mau mea kī, e like me ke apo poʻo a i ʻole kahi scarf Moroccan. . He kanaka ʻike ʻo Keith Richards i ke ola, a nui nā mea e aʻo mai iā ia. Supa moa no ka uhane, koko 'ell.