Keef's Guide to Life

Pane chikonzero chimwe chete chekuverenga "Maererano neRolling Stones," uye zita rake ndiKeith Richards. Ndinoshamisika kana paine mumwe munhu akambopedza chero nguva aine iyi semiluxury, bloaty tome akambova nechiitiko chimwe chete: Ndakatanga kutarisa mifananidzo (kune mizhinji yacho), ndokuzoenderera mberi nekuverenga zvinyorwa, umo Richards, Mick. Jagger, Charlie Watts naRonnie Wood vanorondedzera nyaya yebhendi nemashoko avo. (Mutambi webhesi wenguva refu Bill Wyman ndiye anoridza bhesi nguva nenguva, apo vamwe vanorangarira kutaura nezvake.) Pane maWatts anovimbika, anoyevedza nekusingaperi (uyo anoratidza kuti pa "Street Fighting Man" akaridza 1930 toy kit. iyo yakapetwa kuita kabhegi kadiki, uye yaachiri nayo); mutambi wegitare aigara achishamwaridzana Wood (uyo baba vake vakarega kumudaidza kuti Ronnie uye vakatanga kumudaidza kuti "Ronnie Wood weRolling Stones" paakapinda mubhendi muna 1975, achitsiva Mick Taylor); uye ambuya-mu-a-dress Jagger, uyo anonzwika zvakanyanya sekunge akamirira kuti muto weprune utange kushanda ("'Kudzingwa paMain Street' haisi imwe yemaarubhamu andinofarira, kunyangwe ndichifunga kuti ane kunzwa... I had to finish the record yese ndega, because otherwise paingova nezvidhakwa izvi nemajunki. Ndaive muL.A. kuyedza kupedza rekodhi, kusvika panguva yakatarwa. Kwaiva kuseka"). Jagger, Mwari vanomuda (nekuti mumwe munhu anofanira kudaro), anobuda sechipembenene chemasimbaose, uye Wood nemaWatts zvinoyevedza uye dzimwe nguva zvinokanganisa. Asi mushure mekufamba nemumapeji zana ebhuku 360 -- kana kuti 3,600 -- ndakazviwana ndavakunzvenga vamwe vese ndokunanga kuna Keith. Ndiani mumwe achabuda oti, "Pamusoro pazvose, chinhu chimwe chete chakaitwa naBill [Wyman] kwaiva kusiya bhendi uye kuva nevana vatatu nechitoro chimwe chehove nechipsi!" (Uye papeji rinotevera, paanoti, “Bill ndinoda chaizvo,” unozvitenda chose.) Vamwe pavanotaura nezvaBrian Jones murombo, vanotaura mashoko asinganzwisisiki pamusoro pokusachengeteka kwake, kuzvitarisira pasi, kuvhiringidzika kwake pamusoro pokuti haatyi. kutungamira kwake uye kuti yakasangana sei (kana, zvakanyatsojeka, haina) neiyo yebhendi. Keith - uyo aive, chokwadi, akabatana nemusikana waJones, chikara chinoyevedza, chine makumbo marefu Anita Pallenberg -- anoti, "Airwadziwa muhondo, chokwadi." Kune avo vanoda kuziva zvakawanda (uye ndiani asingadi), mune imwe ndima anoisa zvese zvakadzama: "NaBrian kwaive kudada kwekuzvidya. Dai takanga tichigara mune imwe zana ndingadai ndave ndichiita duel naamai fucker zuva rega rega. Aimira pamakumbo ake madiki eshure nezve chimwe chidimbu chebhuru ochichinja kuita chinhu chikuru - 'Hauna kundisekerera nhasi' -- ndokubva atanga kutakwa nematombo, akave chimwe chinhu chawakangogara. kona." Murombo, Brian akafa. Uye zvakadaro pane chimwe chinhu chinonzwisa tsitsi pamusoro pematauriro aRichards pamusoro pake - sekunge anoona kuti kutaura zvirevo zvine muromo pamusoro pevakafa hazvivafadze. Kunyanya kupfuura izvozvo, Richards, nekutaura kwake kwakajeka uye kuzvipira kwake kukuratidzira kunyangwe iye achibvunzurudzwa nezvebhuku uye asiri kuita, ndiyo chaiyo mhando yezwi iro Matombo anoda izvozvi. Matombo, zvinoita sekunge anoda kuve ese ngano uye bhendi rinoshanda. Chero bhendi rinodhonza sei izvozvo, mushure mekunamatira pamwechete (zvizhinji kana zvishoma) kwemakore makumi mana Kunyange zvazvo rock 'n' roll inoratidzika kunge yakagara nokusingaperi, Matombo anongova nemakore gumi kupfuura fomu pachayo; muchirevo chechinyorwa ichocho, zvinyorwa zvakaita se "12 x 5" uye "Afterath" zvakakasharara kufanana nemifananidzo yebako paLascaux. Mukufunga, ini ndinotenda nemoyo wese kuti hausati wanyanya kuchembera kuti ugutse 'n' roll. Asi mukuita - zvakanaka, ini handina kufarira rekodhi nyowani yeMatombo mumakore. Asi ini handigone kubatsira kunakidzwa neMatombo pachawo, muchidimbu nekuti basa ravo rakawanda rakandipa mufaro mukuru mumakore apfuura, uye pamwe nekuti ndinoshamiswa kuti vachiri kusvetuka-svetuka. Ndinovaremekedza nokuda kwaizvozvo, uye neimwe nzira, ndinovanzwira tsitsi: Apo maBeatles akaparadzana, kuputsika kwaiita sokunge nguva isati yakwana, kutsemuka kwepasirese kwakanga kusina kugadzirira (kunyange kana nhengo dzebhendi pachadzo dzakanga dzine zvinopfuura ndaiva nazvo panguva iyoyo). Asi Matombo haana kumbozvipa humbowo hwekusiya vateereri vavo vachida zvimwe: Pane kudaro, vakaenderera mberi nekutamba vachipfuura nepo vazhinji vevateveri vavo vangave vakada zvishoma. Uye zvino vadarika imwezve mutsara, vachiswededza pedyo naSteve naEydie-dom: Vakaburitsa bhuku rekofi-tafura pamusoro pavo. Iyo un-rock 'n' roll ndeyekuti "Sekureva kweRolling Stones" nderimwe remabhuku anotungamira eKisimusi, rudzi rwechinhu chinoshuvira vakadzi, vasikana, vanaamai nevanasikana vanotengera varume muhupenyu hwavo ivo vasingazive kuti chii. zvimwe kuwana. Mubhuku uye kumwewo, Matombo ane cagey kwazvo pamusoro pemakwikwi avo asina kutaurwa neBeatles. Sezvinganzi, hongu, pakanga pasina makwikwi chaiwo pakati pezvipfeko zviviri izvi - uye chivharo che "Chikumbiro Chavo cheSatanic Majesties" chinotaridzika serekodhi diki diki iro Liverpool ina ichangobva kubuda mwedzi mishanu yapfuura. Mune chimwezve chiitiko cheushingi chisina kutevedzera, "According to the Rolling Stones" ine kuoma kwakafanana kwegirazi-kwemaziso se "The Beatles Anthology," yakaburitswa makore mashoma kumashure. Zvinosekesa zvakakwana kuti upinde mauri, asi pane chimwe chinhu chinoshoresa nezve kuyedza kuverenga chinhu chakashata - unotanga kunzwa semumwe weavo vanopengenuka vanopedza mhanzi vanoda mimhanzi zvakanyanya zvekuti haakwanise kuterera kuiteerera zvakare, achida marshal chokwadi uye anecdotes uye rekodha-date thingamabobs, izvo zvinogoneka zvakanyanya kupfuura kutsvedza uye manzwiro ayo mimhanzi inotiseka kubva matiri. Zvese zvakati, "Maererano neRolling Stones" zvine mimwe mifananidzo yakanaka. Kuvhara hunhu hwebhendi mukutanga '60s (muhembe dzavo dzakachekwa dzisina kuenderana, vaitaridzika zvakanyanya "mumugwagwa" kupfuura maBeatles, uye inotonhorera nenzira ine rufty-tufty) kusvika pakuburitswa kwe2002 retrospective "Forty Licks, "Bhuku rinobatsira zvine musoro serekodhi rekuona rekuti Matombo aive ani uye kuti ave ani. Pane pikicha yeelfin Wood yakamonereka zvisingaite mukesi yegitare, kunge katsi yakatsunga kusarudza kurara mubhokisi iro ridiki kwazvo pazviri. Isu tinowana akawanda mapikicha emudhara Watts, uyo achembera zvakanakisa paMatombo ese -- mudiki kana mukuru, anokwanisa kubuda zvese zviri zviviri dapper uye zvachose, zvinodikanwa kugara panguva imwe chete. Uye, hongu, kune mizhinji, mizhinji mifananidzo yeJagger inotaridzika seyakakosha, zvese zvine uye pasina makeup. Ngapasava nemunhu anondipomera mhosva yekusaruramisira kuna Mick murombo, zvakadaro: Ini ndinomutora chete nekuti anokoka kudzikisira senge pasina imwe nyeredzi yedombo, zvidiki nekuti nzvimbo yake mudombo repasi rakavimbiswa zvakasimba. Uye kune mafoto pano -- anosanganisira mumwe ane mukurumbira, akatorwa naDavid Bailey, weJagger mune hood yakashongedzwa nemvere, blas hipster Eskimo achangodonha kubva munyika inotonhorera - inosimbisa chinzvimbo chake muboka revanhu. zvisikwa zvakanakisa zve'60s. Uye zvakadaro, zvakare, ndiRichards iwe haugone kutarisa kure. The Richards of the late '60s and early' 70s had more innate, scruffy elegance than any other rock star of his (uye zvimwe chero) nguva: Akaputirwa nemascarves uye akashongedzwa nechunky zvishongo zvesirivha, iye ari maviri anomhanya muchinda uye exotic princess, munyengeri anonyengera nemhandara yakashata, murume ane simba chose chose paurume hwake zvokuti haagoni kudzivisa kuzviputira amene mumukwanisi wake wechikadzi. Asi haana kumbobvira aita seafa kana kukanganisa: Chitarisiko chake chaive chisiri chekupeta varume, uye chaive chisiri chirevo chechikoro chehunyanzvi. Mabhurugwa ane mitsetse, mabhurauzi akarukwa, bhutsu chena dzeganda nezvigunwe zvegudo-ganda redzvinyu: Zvinoita sekuti aingopfeka (uye nanhasi, achiri kungopfeka) zvaanoda, kwete sekuzvidza pfungwa dzakajairwa dzekuti varume vanofanira kutaridzika sei, asi. sekuvandudzwa kwavo -- nzira yekutaura kuti varume vese vane chimwe chinhu chevakadzi mukati mavo, uye zvakasiyana, saka wadii kutora mukana wesarudzo dzese dziripo Uye kunyangwe nemukurumbira wake wakashata, Richards anoita seanorangarira zvakawanda zvine mavara kupfuura. ani zvake muboka rake. Pane imwe nguva, Charlie Watts anoedza kurerutsa chimwe chiitiko munguva ye'80s -- nguva iyo, anobvuma, ainwa zvakanyanya - paakaenda kuJagger: Boka raipedza nguva muAmsterdam uye Jagger akasarudza kuti aida. kutaura naWatts. Jagger akasvika parunhare, achibvunza, nekusazvibata kuri pachena, "Chigubhu changu chiripi" "Akanditsamwisa," Watts anotsanangura kudaro, "saka ndakakwira pamusoro ndikamuudza kuti asataure zvinhu zvakadaro." Keith anotora nyaya omhanya nayo: “Pane kugogodzwa pamusuwo uye kuna Charlie Watts, akapfeka sutu yeSavile Row, tayi, bvudzi rakagadzirwa, akaveurwa, cologne. Anofamba achienda kuna Mick, omubata uye oti, 'Usambondidaidza kuti dhiramu rako zvakare' -- bang. Patafura iyi pane ndiro huru yesirivha yesalmon inopfungaira ..." Kune imwe nyaya yese, uchafanira kuverenga bhuku. Kana kuti zvingori zvikamu zveKeith. Pane imwe nguva, Richards anopopota nezvekudzingirirwa nevemutemo kumativi ese eAtlantic, nekuda kwekuti ivo vaida kuita muenzaniso wake sechiratidzo chekunyanyisa: "Pakupera kwezuva hautambe neni. . Hapana chikonzero chekuzviita. Ini ndinongoridza gitare, ndinonyora nziyo shoma. Ini ndiri troubadour, mutambi -- ibasa rakagadzwa kwenguva refu. Ndizvo chete zvandinoita. Ini handina zvishuwo zvakakura. Ini handisi Mozart." Pamwe zvinonzwika sezvisingaite, zvichibva kune mumwe wevanoridza gitare vanoremekedzwa munhoroondo yerock. Asi zvinonzwikawo zvinoshamisa zvine musoro. Zvichida chinhu cheKisimusi chegore rinouya chinopisa chinofanira kunge chiri chimwe chemabhuku madiki anochengeterwa mabhuku enyasha pese pese -- "The Wit and Wisdom of Keith Richards." Inogona kutouya nevhoriyamu inofambidzana: "Keith Richards' Izvo Zvisingapfeki," kusanganisira matipi ekugadzira chipfeko chemasikati chakakodzera rockin-husiku hwese' nekungowedzera mashoma makiyi emidziyo, semhete yedehenya kana sikavha yeMoroccan. . Keith Richards murume anoziva mararamiro, uye pane zvakawanda zvatingadzidza kwaari. Huku soup yemweya, ropa 'ell.